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Your Favorite Lines From Rodeo Movies
What is your favorite line from a rodeo movie?
From Marianne:
"I betcha Uncle Junior can ride anything with hair on it" from the
movie Junior Bonner starring Steve McQueen.
From Horsrace@aol.com
willie nelson to jane fonda;"I'm gona get me a bottle of taquila anda
hootchie cootchie girl that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!" (From
the movie Electric Horseman)
From Michael:
How you expect to be a cowboy if you pee the
bed. You cain't ride a bull with a diaper rash. Lane Frost in Eight Seconds
From Rope4ABeer@aol.com
"gotta go, gotta go, gotta rodeo" Tuff Hedeman,
8 SECONDS
From Lisa:
"Gotta go,gotta go,gotta rodeo." Tuff Hedeman
in 8 Seconds
From Jaime :
"I got my Lane Forst lunchbox, I got my Lane
Frost underwear, and I think they got some boots with your name on them,
too........Yeah the call 'em puss-n-boots" Cody Lambert and Tuff Hedeman..8
Seconds
Also From Jaime:
"He's a smiley pecker."..Tuff Hedeman..8 Seconds
From Janet:
"You sure have been seein' alot Kelly in the
last few months."
"whataya mean?"
"I heard stayed for 8 seconds, jumped off, and
threw yer hat in the air!" -Tuff & Cody to Lane: 8 Seconds
From William:
"I have just two words to say to you. Yeah i
know you puss. No Cowboy up." Tuff Hedeman and Lane Frost (From
the movie 8 Seconds)
From Derold:
You dont have to babysit me. yeah i know i just
wanta stick around to see how far those balls swell up,see if they pop!
tuff hedeman and lane frost,8seconds
From engelcor@warp6.cs.misu.nodak.edu:
"You can't be a nice guy and a cowboy at the
same time." "It just don't work that way." (then Tuff passes out on the
bed) (From the movie 8 Seconds)
From Stephen:
Whatever suits you just tickles me plum to death.
(Henry Fonda to Glen Ford in The Rounders)
From Jay:
Oh Kelly, now he's gonna go tell all his pussy
roping friends.(Lane talking to Kelly about her fling. 8 Seconds)
From Emily:
"I try to judge a man by the
size of his heart, not his butt" to kelly from her mom in 8 seconds
From Luke:
"If it's got hair on
it, I can ride it. If it's got a beat to it, I can dance it!" Pepper Lewis
from the movie "The Cowboy Way"
From Joanne:
"Lane what teh hell you wearing that feather
in your hat for?" Tuff
"It's a trade mark all the good bullriders have
one" lane
"Hell I got a trade mark it's long hard and barely
fits in my jeans!"
Tuff
"Are you talking about your ****?" Lane
"Hell no my flask, cody you want a hit?" Tuff
(From the movie 8 Seconds)
From Rex Harris:
Wanna buy a rope? Pure Country
From Jill:
"I'm gonna win that NFR even if'n it kills me!" - My heros
have always
been cowboys.
From Millie Sue:
Lane ''You don't have to babysit me.'' Tuff "No,I think
I'll stick around see how
far them balls swell up, see if they pop!!!!!" (From
the movie 8 Seconds)
From Brian:
"Ya know, what I always wondered? Why didn't that dancin' chicken
just jump off the stage?" Earl to George Strait in Pure Country.
From KALANGO SJBV:
"... You know that white little thing on the of a chiken shit
? It is chicken shit too." - The old man say to Dusty - Pure Country
From APIA01:
"Why don't you ride the bulls daddy?" "Well, son to tell you
the truth, I'm scared of em." (From the movie 8 Seconds)
From Nikki:
It's guts and love and glory, one mortals chance
at fame his legacy is
rodeo and cowboy is his name. Cody Lambert-To
Lane Frost&Tuff Hedeman (8 Seconds)
From Stoney:
" I like to kick a pig every once in a while.....I
cant do that now can I" Gus to Woodrow "LONESOME DOVE"
From KALANGO SJBV:
" - I have just two words to say to you. - Tuff
- Yeah, I know YOU PUSS ! - Lane
- No, COWBOY UP, COWBOY UP !!! - Tuff "
From Dee:
"Second place is the same as last."
---Cliff Robertson as bull rider, "J. W. Coop"
From JP1865@aol.com
"There never was a horse that couldn't be rode, never was a
cowboy that couldn't be throwed." from movie, "The Lusty Men" Robert
Mitchum
From: Brown Dirt Cowboy
I like my steaks rare," Just knock it's horns off and wipe it's
nasty butt." Pepper Lewis to New York waiter in "The Cowboy Way"
From Carrie in Arkansas
Ah, them bulls ain't got nonthin against ya......they just wanna buck
ya off and go about their business.....people hurt ya a lot sooner.." 8
Seconds
From: Kwmc24@aol.com
"Tell'em junoir sent ya" Junior Bonnor
From: Becky Mitchell
well boys there must be a very happy man looking down from upstairs
tonight"
"Lane hes ridin this for u my friend" announcer 8 Seconds.
From: Tonya Andrews
"I can't be that dumb boys, I'm doin' what I love!!!" Lane Frost
in 8 Seconds!!!
From: Wrnglrwtch@aol.com
"Hell them bulls ain't got nothin against ya, they just wanna buck
ya off and get on with their business, people hurt ya alot sooner" (lane
to kelly 8 seconds)
From: CCJAInc@aol.com
"Bullriders, Skinny butt, Big ego" (Kelly to her mom; 8 seconds)
From: MissDaigo@aol.com
"Is he hung up?"Lane's mom to Kelly. Kelly to Lane's mom "No,
He's ridin' for Lane now!"
From: RNRODEO FAN
Well what do ya do with Heroes when they get old and can't take care
of
themselves? "You honor them Cheryl! But he's old.
"He's a hero Cheryl,
HE's MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Scott Glen in "My Hero's Have Alway's
been Cowboy's"
From: Brandon Stokes
"You want to get somethin to eat," "I am hear with my mom,"
"well
mom's got to eat to." Lane Frost, and
Kelly Kyle, from 8 SECONDS
From Dee:
"Second place is the same as last." ---Cliff Robertson as bull rider,
"J. W. Coop"
From Tate:
"I think wat you're sayin' is, deep down, you're chicken shit."--Cowboy
Way
From Clay:
"It's like bullriding, get on and hope you don't get bucked off" lane
frost in 8 seconds.
From Tiffani:
"Maybe I should find a different line of work!" Junior Bonner
after hanging up on sunshine.
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